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19

Feb

I am Asian and I speaks good English. When will this be the norm on television?

Is it just me, or are things getting worse? 

Some background: I love television.  Like, so much.  It’s kind of my best friend.  So I have a big blind spot for it, I love to give it the benefit of the doubt, laugh things off, roll my eyes and think, aw television, you will get better and be better, just take your time.  I will wait for you.  

But I’m kind of getting fed up.  I can only ignore so much, television!
  You may be shiny and exciting but so much stuff is just lazy, and unfunny, and I’m getting tired of making the same excuses for you. 

***

So my genre of choice after a long day of dastardly lawyerly deeds is the 22-minute sitcom.  It’s easy to digest, it makes me chuckle, and it’s easy to forget so that I can rewatch it again and again.  Fast food for the brain.

This week I was flipping through the usual channels: CBS, Fox, etc.  And within a 2-minute window of lingering on 2 Broke Girls, I heard 2 racial stereotype jokes said by 2 extremely white ladies (so many twos!) and I just roll my eyes.  (If you are interested, one joke was about how Asian folks are good at taking the SATs, and the other joke was about how Hispanic people are good at cleaning.  Real creative, smart comedy here.)  Then I start watching Raising Hope, a show I actually really do like, and there are these 2 Chinese gymnastic twins who don’t really have any lines, do a lot of acrobatics, eat noodles out of bowls that look like they were crafted in medieval China, and only listen to Chinese pop. 

Of these 2 shows, I infinitely prefer
Raising Hope, and while I couldn’t help but roll my eyes a bit (I swear they will get stuck that way one day), at least the humor in the ep was not at the expense of the Asian folks.  2 Broke Girls on the other hand….with their ridiculous portrayal of an Asian diner-owner named Han Lee (which translates to “Rice” Lee apparently) and the constant racially charged jokes at his expense….that I have little to no patience for.  Just because the main characters are disenfranchised in some way does not mean they have free reign to target other disenfranchised communities.  Being poor doesn’t allow you to suddenly be a card-carrying member of every minority. 

And where
Raising Hope at least occasionally has other Asian representation (i.e., an Asian American pawn shop owner that spoke English just fine and whose race was completely irrelevant to the plot), 2 Broke Girls makes lazy pan-Asian jokes about racial stereotypes (karaoke, notions of “honor,” his accent, his general emasculation), and all we get is Mr. Fake Accent.*

Wow I lingered longer on
2 Broke Girls than I thought I would.  Working out some inner angst here.

But it certainly is not the only perpetrator.
**  I caught some Mike and Molly a while back, and within the first 5 minutes of watching this show, I saw another Asian restaurant owner with a thick (and methinks, very fake) accent.  And then his pretty daughter comes on the screen, and she also has a thick accent.  Now this is kind of where I draw the line.  Sure, immigrants are real.  And have real accents.  And a portrayal of that is not unrealistic, or offensive per se.  But then to have a younger daughter from the next generation also have an accent, be an Other—it made me think, man, Asian will never just be Normal!

Even though the majority of older Asian immigrants came over in the 70s and 80s, and there are now several generations of Asian Americans that speak perfect English (well maybe there are still some issues with grammar, I can’t speak for all Asian Americans but my grammar kind of sucks, but I’ll blame that on Mrs. Hildebrandt, my third grade teacher), we still feel so comfortable with the image of the Asian American with an accent.  How have we made zero progress from the days of Pat Morita?  Seriously, in the last 2 years, 2 NEW shows have come out with Asian restaurant owners that put on fake accents to fit some comfortable yet distorted racial notion.  When will we age out of this portrayal?

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15

Feb

Chang: Are you ignoring me because I’m Korean?
Shirley: You’re Chinese.
Chang: Oh, there’s a difference?!
Community

11

Feb

I’ve been meaning to join a gym, for my health. I used to say I wanted to live long enough to see a black president. I didn’t realize how easy that would be. So now I wanna live long enough to see a really, really gay president. Or a super model president. I wanna see all the different kinds of presidents.
Darryl, The Office

15

Feb

This kid’s gonna be a star. He’s a young The Asian Guy from Lost.
Abed, Community

05

Jan

Jeff: I’m saying you’re a FOOTBALL PLAYER! It’s in your blood!
Troy: That’s racist!
Jeff: Your soul.
Troy: That’s racist!
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That’s gay?
Jeff: That’s homophobic.
Troy: That’s black.
Jeff: That’s racist!
Troy: Damn!
Community 

02

Dec

Steve: I like the sneakiness of your people, Migo.
Migo: …I’ll share that with my peoples.
Running Wilde

18

Nov

Gus: We’re gonna get arrested aren’t we.
Shawn: Gus, don’t be the only black lead on a major cable network. My dad’s never had me arrested.
Psych (Way to call out how messed up that is, Psych.)

11

Nov

Brody: How you doin? I’m Brody. I was assigned to this office…with this beautiful, exotic lady.
Lucy: I’m not exotic, I’m Asian. There are more of us than there are of you so…statistically, you’re the exotic one.
Brody: What? Wait…what?

—Better Off Ted

It’s just interesting to me because I’ve never linked those two concepts before.  Oh, normative Western ideology…How you’ve warped my mind!

rant by
Jeannie (wearing her statistically racially dominant rantpants)

10

Nov

Tracy: I’m telling you, old-school racism is back.
Toofer: How can racism be back when we elected a Black president?

Tracy: Barry Obams is the one who brought it back!
Toofer: So you’re saying that racism is back because white people no longer feel sorry for us?
Tracy: Hey, something’s going on. You know what I saw last night? A Slovin Shield commercial. With a black burglar.

Grizz: Come to think about it, I saw a white judge on Law & Order last night.
Tracy: Oh yeah, it’s back on! Get ready, son. All you’ve ever known is your affirmative action job and Queen Latifah Cover Girl commercials.
30 Rock

03

Nov

Chang: Guess who I am?Brita: Michelle Kwan?Chang: Wrong. Jeff: Kristi Yamaguchi?Chang: Peggy Fleming.  Just been proven racist by the Racist Prover!—-Community’s Halloween episode

Chang: Guess who I am?
Brita: Michelle Kwan?
Chang: Wrong. 
Jeff: Kristi Yamaguchi?
Chang: Peggy Fleming.  Just been proven racist by the Racist Prover!


—-Community’s Halloween episode

29

Oct

Troy, make me proud. Be the first black man to make it to the end.
Abed, Community

17

Oct

Bob:
i want to rant about ancestry.com. particularly their commercials lol
Liz:
hahaha
Bob:
im half joking but it's so messed up how like it’s always some old white dude who has this fascinating family tree. "i went on ancestry.com, not knowing what i was looking for. turns out, my family lived right next door to the wright brothers!"
Bob:
dave chapelle should do a skit. like the black dude who wants to pay for ancestry.com
Liz:
HAHA. you are related to one of thomas jeffersons's slaves! congrats!
Bob:
right. "okay lets see here...hmm..ok..welp, bout 100 years ago the record goes a bit cold, says here yo great grandaddy was a slave so..." like dang man! so many people would not be very interesting on that site. basically minorities.
Liz:
haha truth. i guess it’s a pretty anglosaxan thing to do, looking up family crests and stuff. my family crest is like…kimchee
Bob:
"maybe I lived by the wright brothers." "nope, just in their servant's quarters."

11

Oct

Diversity is the engine that drives this country. We are an immigrant nation. The first generation works their fingers to the bone, making things. The next generation goes to college and innovates new ideas. The third generation…snowboards and takes improv classes.
Jack, 30 Rock