An incredibly specific rant about steadycam operator jerkfaces and their jerkface mannerisms

Ross:

i'm really over steadycam. i think it should be banned

Liz:

but otherwise things are bumpy!

Ross:

maybe handheld for tight shots, but no steadycam. it's wanky. guys make whole careers out of being steadycam operators and they think they’re hot shit

Liz:

oh really? they probably have lotsa back problems

Ross:

yeah, and i'm like, dude, you are not cool. you just have a pack on. they get all into the choreography of it and boss everyone around. and the director is like "if we listened to you, we'd always do the most obvious thing." arg. hate those turkeys

Liz:

i'm sensing some frustration here

Ross:

they always wear those New Balance trail running shoes

Ross:

feathered hair

Liz:

hahaha. such a specific rant

Ross:

it's like, i work 47 minutes a day and get union rates. and when i'm on, you better appreciate this because it's like ballet, man!

Liz:

can you please write a post re steadycam operator jerkfaces

Ross:

you're getting it

Ross:

this is the post

Ross:

aaand, scene

Liz:

i'm gonna use this by the way. i was not joking