Most fairytales are adapted from stories that were never intended to be children’s stories.  Case in point:  Sleeping Beauty.  In the original version of the story the prince finds her asleep, has sex with her, and comes back sometime later to find that she has given birth to twins (while asleep).  Moral of the story: stranger rape is ok when Prince Charming is the rapist, and fairytales are NOT for kids…I don’t even want to tell you how Cinderella really ends…

rant by Luke (wearing his Grimm-iest rantpants) in response to the Modern Family’s jagermeister quote.