23
Oct
Luke: Dad, what’s Jagermeister?
Phil: Um, you know in the fairytales, there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and the guys start kissing her, well this is like that except you don’t wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
Dude, that is a really awesome point, Modern Family. Fairytales are messed UP. Why are we telling little kids it’s okay to be kissed when you are unconscious by some rando that you’ve never met before? Not only is it okay, but it’s the only way to save your life — you just gotta chill out and let it happen. And on the flipside, we are also saying it’s okay to be that dashing prince who saves the day by doing stuff to unconscious princesses. That’s some creepy stuff, folks.
