So I was eating some dindin with Jenny the other day and we randomly got to talking about Clueless and how solid of a movie it was.  Man, it’s a classic, and it still holds up surprisingly well today.  Case in point - Cher’s oral argument tackling immigration issues.  It’s more articulate and well-reasoned than most of the stuff I produced in law school.  

Without further ado, I present you the timeless rant of Cher Horowitz:

“So like, right now for example.  The Haitians need to come to America.  But some people are all, ‘What about the strain on our resources?’  Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right?  I put R.S.V.P. ‘cause it was a sit-down dinner.  But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P.  I was like totally buggin’.  I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings.  But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier.  And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians.  And in conclusion, may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty.  Thank you very much.”

Word.