“She’s been rejected by Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, John Mayer and, most recently, “Cougar Town” star Josh Hopkins.  And apparently most men and women don’t understand why.”

(Reporting that Jennifer Aniston was voted the most eligible single woman in the world tv.yahoo.com)  

AHHHHHH, why are the articles about the most eligible bachelorettes always written from the perspective of “She says she’s doing alright, but we have to wonder because she keeps getting dumped, and she’s (GASP) still SINGLE” while the articles about the most eligible bachelors are always about their jet-setting lifestyles surrounded by hot models half their age who they just aren’t ready to commit to yet.

BLEH!

rant by Meghann (wearing her jet-setting rantpants and surrounded by hot models half her age)