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02

Oct

random topics = extremely welcome

Robbie:
here are some more topics. what's with mini-blinds? and...why do we wear shoes?
Liz:
hm. we wear shoes bc we've paved roads for car purposes. and now we can't walk on them. but we can drive on them.
Robbie:
why can't we walk on them
Liz:
oh it would hurt! our joints aren't meant for that
Robbie:
we used to walk barefoot over mountains and rocks all the time. now everything is flat and smooth
Liz:
oh. hm. i don't know how long ago the barefoot mountain walking was. jesus wore sandals
Robbie:
ugh, it's not fair to invoke jesus
Liz:
i totally did! i just jesus-dropped this convo
Robbie:
you totally did. jesus turned water into wine too
Liz:
yes but he WORE SANDALS
Robbie:
jesus totally had mini-blinds too